1 00:00:08,200 --> 00:00:10,340 {\i1} [dramatic tone]{\i0} 2 00:00:10,340 --> 00:00:11,510 - [grunts] 3 00:00:11,640 --> 00:00:15,580 {\i1} - Previously{\i0} {\i1} on "resident alien"...{\i0} 4 00:00:15,710 --> 00:00:17,810 - [laughing] 5 00:00:17,950 --> 00:00:19,710 - Welcome, again, to my podcast, 6 00:00:19,850 --> 00:00:23,280 Where I will discuss the search for peter bach's son, robert. 7 00:00:23,290 --> 00:00:24,520 - Good work, deputy. 8 00:00:24,520 --> 00:00:26,220 This alien stuff, it's all connected. 9 00:00:26,220 --> 00:00:27,320 [gunshot] 10 00:00:27,460 --> 00:00:28,990 {\i1} - The mantid might{\i0} {\i1} still be alive.{\i0} 11 00:00:29,130 --> 00:00:31,190 - You can't kill me, but I can kill you. 12 00:00:31,190 --> 00:00:33,130 - And how's little leroy? 13 00:00:33,260 --> 00:00:35,360 - Starting to kick like a little fancy dancer. 14 00:00:35,500 --> 00:00:38,200 {\i1} - I decided to stop drinking,{\i0} {\i1} and I found an aa meeting.{\i0} 15 00:00:38,330 --> 00:00:41,030 {\i1} So now that the baby{\i0} {\i1} is safe, I want to tell{\i0} 16 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:42,370 {\i1} Ben and kate the truth.{\i0} 17 00:00:42,370 --> 00:00:44,100 - You killed your own dad to save me. 18 00:00:44,110 --> 00:00:45,940 - Don't make it weird. 19 00:00:45,940 --> 00:00:47,110 - [grunts] 20 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:48,110 [baby coos] 21 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:50,640 - What the-- 22 00:00:50,780 --> 00:00:53,780 {\i1} [soft music]{\i0} 23 00:00:53,780 --> 00:01:00,720 {\i1} ♪ ♪{\i0} 24 00:01:03,120 --> 00:01:04,320 - Hey. 25 00:01:04,460 --> 00:01:06,630 Looks like I got to pack up. 26 00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:13,670 {\i1} ♪ ♪{\i0} 27 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:29,080 {\i1} [suspenseful music]{\i0} 28 00:01:29,080 --> 00:01:36,060 {\i1} ♪ ♪{\i0} 29 00:01:42,760 --> 00:01:44,700 You comfortable in there? 30 00:01:47,470 --> 00:01:50,900 Sorry, jules, you can't come with me. 31 00:01:51,040 --> 00:01:54,240 But you've been such a good host. 32 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:57,080 {\i1} [suspenseful music]{\i0} 33 00:01:57,210 --> 00:02:00,080 - [groaning] 34 00:02:00,220 --> 00:02:07,120 {\i1} ♪ ♪{\i0} 35 00:02:08,790 --> 00:02:12,060 {\i1} [blues music]{\i0} 36 00:02:12,060 --> 00:02:18,970 {\i1} ♪ ♪{\i0} 37 00:02:19,100 --> 00:02:20,730 {\i1} - Humans do not like change.{\i0} 38 00:02:20,870 --> 00:02:23,470 {\i1} They find comfort in their{\i0} {\i1} lives staying the same.{\i0} 39 00:02:23,610 --> 00:02:26,670 {\i1} I think for humans, seeing{\i0} {\i1} your son hugging an alien{\i0} 40 00:02:26,810 --> 00:02:28,040 {\i1} Does not count as comfort.{\i0} 41 00:02:28,180 --> 00:02:29,110 - [sighs] 42 00:02:30,910 --> 00:02:34,810 Could you please cover up the dead alien statue father thing? 43 00:02:34,950 --> 00:02:37,050 It's making me want to barf. 44 00:02:37,050 --> 00:02:42,060 - Do not disrespect my dead father, who I just murdered. 45 00:02:42,190 --> 00:02:44,460 [grunts] 46 00:02:46,290 --> 00:02:47,830 - [sighs] 47 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:51,600 Thank you for turning back into a human. 48 00:02:51,730 --> 00:02:54,170 That was a lot. 49 00:02:54,170 --> 00:02:55,300 - It was easy. 50 00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:57,040 It was like putting on a coat, 51 00:02:57,040 --> 00:02:59,970 One with broad shoulders, great hair, 52 00:02:59,980 --> 00:03:02,580 And nipples like spanish doubloons. 53 00:03:02,710 --> 00:03:06,380 - Well, thanks for ruining history and nipples for us. 54 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:09,350 - So now, you know I am an alien. 55 00:03:09,350 --> 00:03:11,890 [laughs] and we are not too different. 56 00:03:12,020 --> 00:03:13,220 Now get out. 57 00:03:13,220 --> 00:03:15,460 I need to break up my father into pieces, 58 00:03:15,590 --> 00:03:17,820 Turn him into a rock garden by the lake. 59 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:18,830 - Not so fast. 60 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:21,130 We still have a few questions. 61 00:03:21,260 --> 00:03:23,260 So you really went to space? Was it neat? 62 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:24,930 Did you-- did you learn anything, or-- 63 00:03:25,070 --> 00:03:27,000 - It seems like a question you could ask on the way home. 64 00:03:27,140 --> 00:03:28,470 - And why are you asking him like he 65 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:30,070 Just went on some school trip? 66 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:31,340 He left the planet. 67 00:03:31,470 --> 00:03:33,840 - I was only up there for, like, 10 minutes. 68 00:03:33,980 --> 00:03:35,840 And then when I got back, I grew a beard because I 69 00:03:35,980 --> 00:03:37,580 Touched one of harry's balls. - I knew it. 70 00:03:37,710 --> 00:03:38,710 - What? 71 00:03:38,710 --> 00:03:40,880 [baby crying] 72 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:42,250 - Metal spheres. 73 00:03:42,250 --> 00:03:44,050 It's alien technology from my planet 74 00:03:44,050 --> 00:03:45,220 To assist me if I got lost. 75 00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:47,590 And did you say, I knew it? 76 00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:50,090 Do you think I'm scrotum-ing your son? 77 00:03:50,090 --> 00:03:51,560 I'm no freak. 78 00:03:51,690 --> 00:03:52,530 I like birds. 79 00:03:52,660 --> 00:03:54,190 - [squeals] 80 00:03:57,500 --> 00:03:58,500 - What the hell is that thing? 81 00:03:58,630 --> 00:04:00,130 - This is my son! 82 00:04:00,270 --> 00:04:02,200 I don't call your son a thing. 83 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:03,640 - He calls me a shaved squirrel, 84 00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:06,440 Pinky, mouse baby, maxi pad. 85 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:08,040 - [snickers] 86 00:04:12,380 --> 00:04:13,750 [squeals] - no more screen time! 87 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:14,950 - What the hell is happening? 88 00:04:14,950 --> 00:04:16,380 There's-- there's little aliens? 89 00:04:16,390 --> 00:04:17,650 - Mm-hmm. 90 00:04:17,790 --> 00:04:19,090 - There's praying mantis aliens-- 91 00:04:19,220 --> 00:04:20,690 - Why not? - --On earth? 92 00:04:20,820 --> 00:04:22,520 - How could you keep this all a secret? 93 00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:23,820 - Yeah. 94 00:04:23,830 --> 00:04:24,890 Buddy, you didn't think to tell us that the town 95 00:04:25,030 --> 00:04:26,330 Doctor is an alien? 96 00:04:26,460 --> 00:04:28,130 You know, he prescribes adderall, 97 00:04:28,130 --> 00:04:30,230 But sometimes won't. 98 00:04:30,370 --> 00:04:31,730 - I did tell you. 99 00:04:31,870 --> 00:04:34,200 You told me I was broken and wanted to send me to a school 100 00:04:34,340 --> 00:04:36,100 In georgia for special kids. 101 00:04:40,610 --> 00:04:42,010 - I mean, it was a nice school. 102 00:04:42,140 --> 00:04:43,080 - Mm-hmm. 103 00:04:43,210 --> 00:04:46,480 - They-- they had horses. 104 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:47,950 - They did. 105 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:50,450 - Does anybody want coffee? 106 00:04:50,590 --> 00:04:52,250 Dinglebutt? 107 00:04:52,390 --> 00:04:54,390 Oh, I call him that, too. 108 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:55,990 [laughs] 109 00:04:56,130 --> 00:04:57,520 {\i1} - Lena, it's me.{\i0} 110 00:04:57,660 --> 00:04:59,460 {\i1} I was right about jules{\i0} {\i1} being an alien, ok?{\i0} 111 00:04:59,590 --> 00:05:01,490 So could you just give me a call when you get this message? 112 00:05:01,500 --> 00:05:03,060 And just know I'm pretty sure cletus is farting 113 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:04,860 Because he misses you, ok? 114 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,370 - [farts] 115 00:05:06,370 --> 00:05:07,530 - [sighs] 116 00:05:07,670 --> 00:05:08,740 - Did you get a hold of her? 117 00:05:08,740 --> 00:05:10,170 - Well, she thinks I'm crazy. 118 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:12,370 I mean, [laughs] I sit in a car for hours, stalking a woman. 119 00:05:12,370 --> 00:05:14,810 She goes out for a cigarette, I put a bullet through her, 120 00:05:14,810 --> 00:05:16,110 And I'm the crazy one? 121 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:17,280 [laughs] 122 00:05:17,410 --> 00:05:18,880 - I'm still trying to process that I had drinks 123 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:20,780 With a mantid, and she stuck me with the bill. 124 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:23,520 What a b-I-t-c-h. You know what? 125 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:24,580 She's a murderer. 126 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:25,920 I'll just say bitch. 127 00:05:26,050 --> 00:05:27,150 [panting] 128 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:28,120 - [farts] 129 00:05:28,260 --> 00:05:29,320 [barks] - oh. 130 00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:30,760 - Did you-- you send a car over to lena's? 131 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:32,330 - Yeah, they're keeping an eye on her. 132 00:05:32,460 --> 00:05:35,760 They also searched jules' house, found nothing. 133 00:05:35,900 --> 00:05:37,160 She's gone. 134 00:05:37,300 --> 00:05:38,930 - We got to put a stop to this thing. 135 00:05:39,070 --> 00:05:40,070 Old mining days starts the day after tomorrow. 136 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:41,470 It sounds like this mantid's planning 137 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:43,500 On turning it into an all-you-can-eat buffet, 138 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:44,940 With me as a side dish. 139 00:05:44,940 --> 00:05:46,840 I'm no damn floppy broccolini. 140 00:05:46,840 --> 00:05:50,140 Hell, I'm a fully loaded baked potato, with extra bacon. 141 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:51,610 Damn. 142 00:05:51,610 --> 00:05:54,710 Now I'm hungry for something as delicious as myself. 143 00:05:54,720 --> 00:05:57,150 - So you lied when you said that harry wasn't an alien. 144 00:05:57,150 --> 00:05:58,820 - He wasn't an alien then. 145 00:05:58,820 --> 00:06:00,820 - My life has been a roller coaster. 146 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:02,460 - Hi. 147 00:06:02,460 --> 00:06:03,760 We need to talk. 148 00:06:03,890 --> 00:06:05,630 - Why do humans have so many knock-knock jokes 149 00:06:05,630 --> 00:06:07,260 If they never knock, knock? 150 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:08,600 - We saw your car outside. 151 00:06:08,730 --> 00:06:10,130 You guys just hanging out? 152 00:06:10,270 --> 00:06:11,560 - That's us. 153 00:06:11,700 --> 00:06:13,030 We're the family who hangs out with the town doctor, 154 00:06:13,170 --> 00:06:15,270 Who happens to be an alien. 155 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:16,770 - Remember your therapy. 156 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:18,040 Go to your happy place. 157 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:21,940 They saw max hugging me in my alien form 158 00:06:21,940 --> 00:06:23,340 After I killed my father. 159 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:26,410 His corpse is under that blanket. 160 00:06:26,550 --> 00:06:29,050 I got my alien energy back after the tube fell out 161 00:06:29,180 --> 00:06:31,020 Of his crotch and it broke. 162 00:06:31,150 --> 00:06:32,390 [laughs] 163 00:06:32,390 --> 00:06:33,520 Big day. 164 00:06:33,660 --> 00:06:35,660 - Normally, that would be a lot to take in, 165 00:06:35,660 --> 00:06:38,460 But it's disturbing how not disturbing all that sounds. 166 00:06:38,460 --> 00:06:39,860 - Hmm. 167 00:06:39,860 --> 00:06:41,460 Well, you know what's really disturbing, is the fact 168 00:06:41,460 --> 00:06:42,930 That this whole time, the two of you 169 00:06:43,060 --> 00:06:44,730 Have known about our baby and you didn't tell us. 170 00:06:44,870 --> 00:06:46,400 - That's why we're here. 171 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:47,870 We decided to finally tell you guys everything. 172 00:06:47,870 --> 00:06:49,640 We just came to tell harry first. 173 00:06:49,770 --> 00:06:51,370 But you're already here, and he told 174 00:06:51,370 --> 00:06:53,310 You, so two birds, one stone. 175 00:06:53,310 --> 00:06:54,810 - You really expect me to believe that? 176 00:06:54,810 --> 00:06:56,880 - Keeping this a secret from you, kate, 177 00:06:57,010 --> 00:06:58,680 Has been torture for me. 178 00:06:58,680 --> 00:06:59,850 - Oh, I'm sorry. 179 00:06:59,980 --> 00:07:01,680 I'm sorry that lying to us about our baby 180 00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:03,020 Has been so tough for you. 181 00:07:03,020 --> 00:07:04,680 What can I do to ease your pain? 182 00:07:04,690 --> 00:07:06,350 - Hey, hey, look, I know this is all really upsetting, 183 00:07:06,490 --> 00:07:08,560 But d'arcy's been through a lot lately. 184 00:07:08,690 --> 00:07:09,760 - It's ok. 185 00:07:09,890 --> 00:07:10,720 It's all right. 186 00:07:10,860 --> 00:07:11,990 I'm sober now. 187 00:07:11,990 --> 00:07:13,030 - You're sober? 188 00:07:13,030 --> 00:07:13,990 Well, that's great. 189 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,060 - Yeah, thanks. 190 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:16,430 I've been going to aa, so-- 191 00:07:16,430 --> 00:07:18,200 - Oh, I'm-- sorry, I just thought you meant 192 00:07:18,330 --> 00:07:19,930 You were sober right now. 193 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:21,830 - So you assume I'm always drunk. 194 00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:23,700 - Your coffee mug says wine time. 195 00:07:23,710 --> 00:07:26,270 - That was a gift from you. - Oh, yeah. 196 00:07:26,410 --> 00:07:27,670 - Why would I leave patience to see 197 00:07:27,810 --> 00:07:30,080 The world when I have all the excitement I need right here? 198 00:07:30,210 --> 00:07:31,310 [laughs] 199 00:07:31,450 --> 00:07:32,650 - I know you're mad, but we were 200 00:07:32,780 --> 00:07:33,680 Just trying to protect daisy. 201 00:07:33,820 --> 00:07:35,210 - You named our baby? 202 00:07:35,220 --> 00:07:37,120 - You were planning on leaving patience without telling me? 203 00:07:37,250 --> 00:07:38,690 - What? Oh, no. 204 00:07:38,820 --> 00:07:40,090 It's just something my dad brought up. 205 00:07:40,220 --> 00:07:42,620 Look, ben, kate, I'm sorry, ok? 206 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:45,260 I swear we were going to tell you guys, but it wasn't safe. 207 00:07:45,260 --> 00:07:46,760 The greys were watching you, ok? 208 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:47,990 And harry said-- 209 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,600 - Yes, of course. 210 00:07:49,730 --> 00:07:52,770 Harry, who, apparently, is an alien, making decisions like he 211 00:07:52,900 --> 00:07:53,730 Knows what's best for our family. 212 00:07:53,870 --> 00:07:55,270 Well, guess what. He doesn't. 213 00:07:55,270 --> 00:07:56,770 - Harry is the one who convinced the greys 214 00:07:56,770 --> 00:07:58,310 To leave your baby alone. 215 00:07:58,440 --> 00:08:00,610 He literally put himself up as collateral. 216 00:08:00,740 --> 00:08:02,010 - And he killed his own father to save me. 217 00:08:02,140 --> 00:08:05,280 - And I ruined a perfectly good fireplace poker doing it. 218 00:08:05,410 --> 00:08:07,650 - Well, despite your many sacrifices, 219 00:08:07,780 --> 00:08:09,280 I would really appreciate if you would leave 220 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:10,680 My family alone from now on. 221 00:08:10,690 --> 00:08:11,680 - You are in my house. 222 00:08:11,690 --> 00:08:13,150 - I mean it, ok? 223 00:08:13,150 --> 00:08:14,490 Hey, why don't we call sheriff mike? 224 00:08:14,490 --> 00:08:15,660 We'll see what he thinks about it. 225 00:08:15,790 --> 00:08:17,660 - You cannot tell anyone, especially mike and liv. 226 00:08:17,660 --> 00:08:19,290 - Harry's trying to stop the mantid. 227 00:08:19,430 --> 00:08:21,830 The last thing he needs is mike and liv slowing him down. 228 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:22,730 - Sorry. 229 00:08:22,860 --> 00:08:23,730 No, I cannot lie to mike. 230 00:08:23,870 --> 00:08:25,300 He always knows. 231 00:08:25,430 --> 00:08:26,670 I won't be able to look him in the eye. 232 00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:29,300 - I would poke your eyes out, but my fireplace poker 233 00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:31,610 Is stuck in my dead father. 234 00:08:36,240 --> 00:08:39,010 {\i1} [soft music]{\i0} 235 00:08:39,010 --> 00:08:43,480 {\i1} ♪ ♪{\i0} 236 00:08:43,490 --> 00:08:44,480 - Ben, hey. 237 00:08:44,490 --> 00:08:46,020 We need to talk. 238 00:08:46,020 --> 00:08:52,230 {\i1} ♪ ♪{\i0} 239 00:08:52,230 --> 00:08:53,190 - Eek! 240 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:54,060 - Didn't you hear me? 241 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,530 I said we need to talk. - Mm. 242 00:08:56,660 --> 00:08:59,270 - Last night, I came face to face with the mantid. 243 00:08:59,270 --> 00:09:00,500 - Hmm. 244 00:09:00,500 --> 00:09:01,830 - I think it can read minds and shapeshift. 245 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:03,440 And guess who has shapeshifted into? 246 00:09:03,570 --> 00:09:06,510 Jules gardner. 247 00:09:06,510 --> 00:09:08,170 - I knew it. 248 00:09:08,310 --> 00:09:09,610 You know, I knew the second she stole my girlfriend, 249 00:09:09,610 --> 00:09:10,580 She was a monster. 250 00:09:10,580 --> 00:09:11,580 - No, no, this isn't jules. 251 00:09:11,710 --> 00:09:12,950 This is the mantid. 252 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:14,350 The real jules is probably dead. 253 00:09:14,350 --> 00:09:15,820 - Yeah, well, we all make choices. 254 00:09:18,390 --> 00:09:20,250 - What's going on with you, huh? 255 00:09:20,390 --> 00:09:22,790 Why you, uh, keep looking away from me? 256 00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:25,420 - Uh, don't know what you're talking about. 257 00:09:25,560 --> 00:09:26,890 Nothing's going on. 258 00:09:27,030 --> 00:09:28,290 - Ok, so if nothing's wrong, then why can't you look 259 00:09:28,430 --> 00:09:30,060 Me in my eyes and say that? 260 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:33,300 - I don't want to take advantage of the power dynamic. 261 00:09:33,430 --> 00:09:37,040 - Well, [chuckles] there can't be any power dynamics 262 00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:38,300 When there's no dynamics. 263 00:09:38,440 --> 00:09:39,840 It's just power, and it belongs to me. 264 00:09:39,970 --> 00:09:41,040 I radiate power. 265 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:42,140 You're just a figurehead. 266 00:09:42,140 --> 00:09:43,680 - [chuckles] wrong, you know? 267 00:09:43,680 --> 00:09:46,350 I approve budgets, make proclamations. 268 00:09:46,350 --> 00:09:49,980 I am the last word in who wins the chili cook-off every year. 269 00:09:49,980 --> 00:09:54,190 And I came up with the new town motto, small town, big hearts. 270 00:09:54,190 --> 00:09:56,060 You know, I pretty much run this town. 271 00:09:56,190 --> 00:09:57,090 - Good. 272 00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:59,290 Then cancel old mining days. 273 00:09:59,290 --> 00:10:00,290 - Huh? 274 00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:02,260 What? 275 00:10:02,260 --> 00:10:03,400 That's impossible. 276 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:05,030 Every hotel in town is booked. 277 00:10:05,170 --> 00:10:06,670 - Including the one where the mantid ate the guy's head? 278 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:09,000 - I'd have to petition the town council, 279 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,670 And they don't meet until next week. 280 00:10:10,810 --> 00:10:11,710 But-- come on. 281 00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:13,610 Hang on here. 282 00:10:13,740 --> 00:10:17,840 You know, as-- as mayor, I will use every weapon in my arsenal 283 00:10:17,850 --> 00:10:19,950 To protect the townspeople. 284 00:10:19,950 --> 00:10:23,780 - Ok, so just the megaphone and the oversized gavel you 285 00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:25,720 Use to call meetings to order. 286 00:10:25,850 --> 00:10:27,190 - It's not oversize. 287 00:10:27,190 --> 00:10:28,320 It's proportional to the gavel block. 288 00:10:28,460 --> 00:10:30,290 - Sure it is. 289 00:10:30,290 --> 00:10:33,130 Well, let's just hope the new town motto doesn't become, 290 00:10:33,260 --> 00:10:35,630 Small town, overcrowded cemetery. 291 00:10:35,630 --> 00:10:38,770 - Well, it wouldn't because the town slogan is up to me. 292 00:10:38,900 --> 00:10:41,970 {\i1} [soft music]{\i0} 293 00:10:41,970 --> 00:10:44,070 {\i1} ♪ ♪{\i0} 294 00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:46,840 {\i1} - Humans should not{\i0} {\i1} be afraid of change.{\i0} 295 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,540 {\i1} They need to learn{\i0} {\i1} how to adapt,{\i0} 296 00:10:48,680 --> 00:10:50,980 {\i1} Like I did when I{\i0} {\i1} lost my alien energy{\i0} 297 00:10:51,110 --> 00:10:53,510 {\i1} And that time the diner{\i0} {\i1} ran out of pie.{\i0} 298 00:10:53,510 --> 00:10:54,850 {\i1} I did not cry about it.{\i0} 299 00:10:54,850 --> 00:10:56,520 {\i1} I just followed{\i0} {\i1} the man who ordered{\i0} 300 00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:58,520 {\i1} The last piece and left{\i0} {\i1} a note on his card that said,{\i0} 301 00:10:58,520 --> 00:11:01,750 {\i1} "pie pig."{\i0} 302 00:11:01,890 --> 00:11:07,990 {\i1} ♪ ♪{\i0} 303 00:11:08,130 --> 00:11:09,460 [laughs] 304 00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:10,460 - Whoa. 305 00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:11,500 What is all this? 306 00:11:11,630 --> 00:11:12,800 - Your father was right. 307 00:11:12,930 --> 00:11:14,270 We should see the world. 308 00:11:14,270 --> 00:11:15,400 Here are some cities we can move 309 00:11:15,540 --> 00:11:16,700 To after we leave patience. 310 00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:20,440 New york city, detroit, new haven. 311 00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:21,610 - Oh, ok. 312 00:11:21,740 --> 00:11:23,140 Are you just listing pizza cities? 313 00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:25,310 - Chicago, deep dish. 314 00:11:25,450 --> 00:11:26,510 - Oh, harry. 315 00:11:26,650 --> 00:11:27,580 I told you. 316 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:28,710 My dad just brought it up. 317 00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:30,520 I'm not leaving patience. 318 00:11:30,650 --> 00:11:32,690 And if I did, I'd go alone. 319 00:11:32,690 --> 00:11:33,750 - Alone. 320 00:11:33,750 --> 00:11:36,060 How could you go without me? 321 00:11:36,190 --> 00:11:39,360 If I went to my home planet, I would bring you with me. 322 00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:42,660 - Then I'd die because I need oxygen to breathe. 323 00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:44,800 - But we would be together. 324 00:11:44,930 --> 00:11:46,200 {\i1} I take it back.{\i0} 325 00:11:46,330 --> 00:11:48,100 {\i1} I hate change.{\i0} 326 00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:55,180 {\i1} ♪ ♪{\i0} 327 00:11:57,750 --> 00:12:00,450 - I've got some juice you're going to want to squeeze. 328 00:12:00,580 --> 00:12:02,050 Mike said the mantid revealed itself 329 00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:04,220 To him, one jules gardner. 330 00:12:04,350 --> 00:12:05,990 - This is bad. 331 00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:08,320 If the mantid thinks its identity has been discovered, 332 00:12:08,460 --> 00:12:10,360 It will look for a new host. 333 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:12,090 I will need your help. 334 00:12:12,230 --> 00:12:14,590 - Well, I thought you might say that. 335 00:12:14,730 --> 00:12:17,130 You know, as mayor of this little hamlet, 336 00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:19,500 I do have the ability to get things done. 337 00:12:19,630 --> 00:12:21,730 - I do not need a shopping center opened. 338 00:12:21,740 --> 00:12:23,100 I meant max. 339 00:12:23,100 --> 00:12:25,370 I need someone who can see aliens. 340 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:26,810 - Max is a no-go. 341 00:12:26,940 --> 00:12:28,010 You don't need him. 342 00:12:28,010 --> 00:12:29,680 I have my own skill set. 343 00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:31,580 - Like what? 344 00:12:31,710 --> 00:12:34,550 - I can solve a rubik's cube in under two minutes. 345 00:12:34,550 --> 00:12:36,180 - You are useless to me. 346 00:12:36,180 --> 00:12:42,660 {\i1} ♪ ♪{\i0} 347 00:12:42,790 --> 00:12:43,990 I want max. 348 00:12:44,130 --> 00:12:46,760 - He is my son, and he is off limits. 349 00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:48,560 - Ha, ha, ha! 350 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:50,230 This is classic bravado. 351 00:12:50,230 --> 00:12:53,430 It's a defense mechanism to mask the fear of being 352 00:12:53,430 --> 00:12:54,770 Powerless as a parent. 353 00:12:54,770 --> 00:12:56,370 - No. 354 00:12:56,370 --> 00:12:58,500 Don't-- don't psychoanalyze me anymore, ok? 355 00:12:58,640 --> 00:13:00,770 You're not even a real doctor, which-- by the way, 356 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,610 I will be expecting a refund for all the times 357 00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:03,980 That I paid you for therapy. 358 00:13:03,980 --> 00:13:05,710 - If you do not let me use max, I 359 00:13:05,850 --> 00:13:07,980 Will tell your wife about your creepy sex dream 360 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:10,920 With that ancient woman in your office, debra. 361 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:13,090 - That wasn't a sex dream. 362 00:13:13,090 --> 00:13:15,120 I was naked, but she had clothes on. 363 00:13:15,260 --> 00:13:17,820 - What was the whole thing about all those moles? 364 00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:20,430 You said she looked like a chocolate chip cookie, 365 00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:21,990 And you were hungry. 366 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,530 That's why you got out the milk. 367 00:13:24,670 --> 00:13:28,540 You're a weird, sick, little man. 368 00:13:28,670 --> 00:13:31,000 - What about doctor-patient confidentiality? 369 00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:33,370 - You just said that I wasn't a real doctor. 370 00:13:33,510 --> 00:13:34,910 - You're not. 371 00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:36,380 So you can forget about max. 372 00:13:36,510 --> 00:13:39,050 I will not let you use my son to help you hunt 373 00:13:39,180 --> 00:13:41,010 Down some dangerous mantid. 374 00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:46,150 - This refusal shows growth. 375 00:13:46,290 --> 00:13:48,920 You're finally starting to assert yourself. 376 00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:52,530 I mean, this is incredible progress. 377 00:13:52,660 --> 00:13:54,990 - Well, thanks. 378 00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:58,160 - Just pay on the way out. 379 00:13:58,300 --> 00:14:05,200 {\i1} ♪ ♪{\i0} 380 00:14:05,210 --> 00:14:07,170 [laughs] 381 00:14:07,310 --> 00:14:14,280 {\i1} ♪ ♪{\i0} 382 00:14:24,930 --> 00:14:26,130 - Well, look at that. 383 00:14:26,260 --> 00:14:29,360 Sir, you might want to see this. 384 00:14:31,670 --> 00:14:34,330 I took this with a trail cam I set up 385 00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:35,730 In the mantid feeding ground. 386 00:14:35,870 --> 00:14:38,040 - What is asta doing in the middle of nowhere? 387 00:14:38,170 --> 00:14:39,770 And who is she with? 388 00:14:39,910 --> 00:14:42,580 - If the mantid has been active there, then whoever it is, 389 00:14:42,580 --> 00:14:44,140 It looks like they're trying to cover it up. 390 00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:45,810 - Yeah, that doesn't make any sense, though. 391 00:14:45,950 --> 00:14:47,810 Why would asta want to help that monster? 392 00:14:47,950 --> 00:14:50,550 - Maybe it's not about helping the mantid. 393 00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:53,790 Maybe she's trying to protect whoever that is with her. 394 00:14:53,790 --> 00:14:55,350 - Protect them from what, though? 395 00:14:55,360 --> 00:14:58,490 - From being exposed, 396 00:14:58,490 --> 00:15:02,260 Because they're not human? 397 00:15:02,260 --> 00:15:05,500 - So then who is this non-human? 398 00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:06,830 {\i1} [eerie music]{\i0} 399 00:15:12,270 --> 00:15:15,040 - [sighs] hi. 400 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:16,510 - What can I get you, sailor? 401 00:15:16,510 --> 00:15:18,010 Remember, just because I'm not drinking 402 00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:19,480 Doesn't mean you can't. 403 00:15:19,610 --> 00:15:21,210 Somebody's got to keep this place in business. 404 00:15:21,350 --> 00:15:22,350 - Hmm. 405 00:15:22,350 --> 00:15:23,520 No, I'm good. 406 00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:25,580 I just need a break from harry, who 407 00:15:25,590 --> 00:15:28,520 Keeps freaking out about this idea of me leaving town. 408 00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:30,320 - [snorts] oh. 409 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:31,690 Why? 410 00:15:31,690 --> 00:15:33,390 It's not like you're actually leaving. 411 00:15:33,390 --> 00:15:34,390 - I know. 412 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:35,330 It's stupid. 413 00:15:35,460 --> 00:15:36,730 - Totally. 414 00:15:36,730 --> 00:15:39,370 {\i1} [soft music]{\i0} 415 00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:41,470 - But why is it stupid? 416 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:45,540 - Because you belong here, you know? 417 00:15:45,540 --> 00:15:49,740 And every time I went away, the one thing I always knew 418 00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:51,240 Was that you'd be here when I got back. 419 00:15:51,380 --> 00:15:53,880 You're the constant. 420 00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:57,420 - Yep, that's me. 421 00:15:57,550 --> 00:15:59,350 But, you know, if I left, it's not 422 00:15:59,350 --> 00:16:00,690 Like things would fall apart. 423 00:16:00,820 --> 00:16:02,390 Life would go on. 424 00:16:02,390 --> 00:16:03,920 - Wait. 425 00:16:04,060 --> 00:16:08,260 Are you-- are you actually considering leaving, like-- 426 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:09,630 Like for real? 427 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,900 - No, I'm not saying I'm doing it. 428 00:16:11,900 --> 00:16:13,800 It's just I don't know. 429 00:16:13,930 --> 00:16:17,240 Sometimes I wonder what else is out there. 430 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:22,510 {\i1} ♪ ♪{\i0} 431 00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:24,310 Oh, no, no. 432 00:16:24,310 --> 00:16:25,940 Oh, no. 433 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:27,550 Oh, please. 434 00:16:27,550 --> 00:16:30,980 Oh, I'm not going anywhere, I promise. 435 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:32,590 Oh, god. Babe, I'm sorry. 436 00:16:32,590 --> 00:16:33,590 - [cries] 437 00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:34,890 - I mean it, d'arce. 438 00:16:35,020 --> 00:16:37,190 I'm not leaving. 439 00:16:37,190 --> 00:16:39,730 - [cries] ok. 440 00:16:39,860 --> 00:16:41,490 - Ok. 441 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:42,930 - [crying] 442 00:16:43,060 --> 00:16:45,100 - Oh. 443 00:16:45,230 --> 00:16:47,500 {\i1} ♪ ♪{\i0} 444 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,870 {\i1} - ♪ I know ♪{\i0} 445 00:16:49,870 --> 00:16:51,470 {\i1} ♪ mr. Know-it-all ♪{\i0} 446 00:16:51,610 --> 00:16:52,470 - Oh, harry. 447 00:16:52,610 --> 00:16:53,970 What can I get you? 448 00:16:53,970 --> 00:16:55,610 - Nothing. 449 00:16:55,610 --> 00:16:57,210 I refuse to eat anything from someone who suggested that asta 450 00:16:57,210 --> 00:16:58,610 Should leave patience. 451 00:16:58,610 --> 00:17:02,650 - Too bad, because a fresh apple pie 452 00:17:02,650 --> 00:17:06,490 Just came out of the oven. 453 00:17:06,620 --> 00:17:09,120 - I don't care. 454 00:17:09,260 --> 00:17:11,490 - Ok. 455 00:17:11,490 --> 00:17:14,260 {\i1} - ♪ picked up the store ♪{\i0} 456 00:17:14,260 --> 00:17:15,760 - I got your note. 457 00:17:15,900 --> 00:17:18,230 Next time, maybe don't leave an envelope that reads 458 00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:19,900 "top secret" in my mailbox? 459 00:17:20,030 --> 00:17:21,500 - Ok, ok. 460 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:24,100 I need max's help to kill the mantid, 461 00:17:24,100 --> 00:17:26,710 So you have to invite him to the festival tomorrow. 462 00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:27,970 - No can do. 463 00:17:28,110 --> 00:17:29,580 Since his parents found out about you, 464 00:17:29,710 --> 00:17:30,780 They barely let him out of their sight. 465 00:17:30,910 --> 00:17:32,650 - Well, he can sneak out. 466 00:17:32,650 --> 00:17:37,920 Tell him that now, you like him as more than a friend. 467 00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:39,890 Do you have something else you could wear, 468 00:17:40,020 --> 00:17:42,990 Something that says, I feel silly? 469 00:17:42,990 --> 00:17:46,430 - That is a vile scenario. 470 00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:48,830 And you don't need max. 471 00:17:48,830 --> 00:17:53,300 I've been working on an all-organic halal manticide. 472 00:17:53,430 --> 00:17:54,900 Here's the formula. 473 00:17:57,140 --> 00:17:59,570 {\i1} - I am so happy to have{\i0} {\i1} my alien energy back.{\i0} 474 00:17:59,710 --> 00:18:01,510 {\i1} Without it, I would{\i0} {\i1} not understand this{\i0} 475 00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:03,280 {\i1} And would have{\i0} {\i1} to admit that headscarf{\i0} 476 00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:04,980 {\i1} Girl is smarter than me.{\i0} 477 00:18:05,110 --> 00:18:06,210 {\i1} [soft music]{\i0} 478 00:18:06,350 --> 00:18:08,510 [muttering] 479 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:09,450 - Are you ok? 480 00:18:09,580 --> 00:18:10,450 - Huh? 481 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:11,550 Yeah, I'm fine. 482 00:18:11,690 --> 00:18:13,020 Just-- [mumbles] 483 00:18:14,890 --> 00:18:16,560 This is not bad. 484 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:22,900 With a few added elements, I can make this work. 485 00:18:22,900 --> 00:18:25,630 - Since asta's on break, we respectfully 486 00:18:25,770 --> 00:18:28,030 Wait for her in her office. 487 00:18:32,970 --> 00:18:35,240 While we rifle through her shit, looking for clues. 488 00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:42,350 {\i1} ♪ ♪{\i0} 489 00:18:46,450 --> 00:18:48,090 - Look at this. 490 00:18:48,220 --> 00:18:50,790 "dear asta, please accept these earth flowers 491 00:18:50,790 --> 00:18:52,660 "as a token of my undying love. 492 00:18:52,790 --> 00:18:55,630 Sinsreely, joseph." 493 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,800 Asta's the one joseph was in love with. 494 00:19:01,940 --> 00:19:03,270 - First, she's burying shit where 495 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:04,470 The mantid's tromping around. 496 00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:06,070 Now she's dating an alien? 497 00:19:06,210 --> 00:19:11,240 That's sus, with a capital s and a little s. 498 00:19:11,380 --> 00:19:13,110 - What are you doing in my office? 499 00:19:13,250 --> 00:19:14,880 - How about we ask the questions? 500 00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:18,750 - We saw you on a trail cam with someone up in the woods, 501 00:19:18,890 --> 00:19:20,790 And you were both carrying shovels. 502 00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:22,220 - It's not a question. 503 00:19:22,220 --> 00:19:23,790 That's a statement. 504 00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:25,620 - And we found this card from joseph, 505 00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:26,960 Who we are investigating. 506 00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:28,860 - Not to nitpick, but again, not a question. 507 00:19:28,860 --> 00:19:32,360 - I have no clue who this "joseph" is. 508 00:19:32,370 --> 00:19:35,100 - Isn't that the hot cop that proposed to you? 509 00:19:37,270 --> 00:19:41,410 - So it's you and joseph in the picture. 510 00:19:41,410 --> 00:19:42,580 - I guess I'm going to have to do 511 00:19:42,710 --> 00:19:45,410 The heavy lifting around here. 512 00:19:45,550 --> 00:19:48,710 Is this you and joseph in this picture, question mark? 513 00:19:48,850 --> 00:19:51,980 - Fine, yes, that's joseph with me. 514 00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:53,720 - What were you doing with shovels? 515 00:19:53,850 --> 00:19:55,120 - Starting a community garden. 516 00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:56,160 - What were you growing? 517 00:19:56,290 --> 00:19:57,460 - Radishes. 518 00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:01,430 - Ok, that tracks. 519 00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:02,630 You can grow radishes in colorado in April. 520 00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:03,730 You use miracle-gro? 521 00:20:03,860 --> 00:20:04,930 - Compost. 522 00:20:05,070 --> 00:20:06,400 It's organic and better for root vegetables. 523 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:07,670 - That's a good tip. 524 00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:09,200 See, what I do is I bury a dead fish in the dirt. 525 00:20:09,340 --> 00:20:11,570 I learned that from a "snoopy" thanksgiving special. 526 00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:14,540 - Maybe you can discuss gardening tips later, 527 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:17,440 Question mark. 528 00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:19,140 I hope you're telling the truth, 529 00:20:19,150 --> 00:20:21,880 Not just because we're friends, but because we're cops. 530 00:20:22,020 --> 00:20:26,620 {\i1} ♪ ♪{\i0} 531 00:20:26,620 --> 00:20:27,550 Do you believe her? 532 00:20:27,690 --> 00:20:28,690 - Oh, absolutely. 533 00:20:28,820 --> 00:20:30,560 Radishes are cool season crops. 534 00:20:30,690 --> 00:20:32,420 They can tolerate a light frost. 535 00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:33,760 - No, not about that. 536 00:20:33,890 --> 00:20:35,930 About joseph. 537 00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:37,560 - Absolutely not. 538 00:20:37,700 --> 00:20:39,770 She was way too quick to throw him under the bus. 539 00:20:39,900 --> 00:20:41,170 She's covering for another non-human. 540 00:20:41,170 --> 00:20:43,200 But who? 541 00:20:43,340 --> 00:20:46,740 - Someone who's been here for a while, 542 00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:49,240 Someone she spends all her time with. 543 00:20:49,380 --> 00:20:50,410 - [sighs] 544 00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:53,710 {\i1} [suspenseful music]{\i0} 545 00:20:53,710 --> 00:20:58,620 {\i1} ♪ ♪{\i0} 546 00:20:58,750 --> 00:21:00,790 - Remember way back when max said 547 00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:02,960 The new town doctor is an alien and you threatened 548 00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:04,660 To throw him in jail? 549 00:21:04,660 --> 00:21:06,990 {\i1} ♪ ♪{\i0} 550 00:21:07,130 --> 00:21:08,590 - Son of a bitch. 551 00:21:08,730 --> 00:21:11,230 - [sighs] 552 00:21:11,370 --> 00:21:12,970 - It's the new doctor. 553 00:21:13,100 --> 00:21:14,270 He's an alien. 554 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:17,170 - Son of a bigger bitch. 555 00:21:17,170 --> 00:21:21,670 {\i1} ♪ ♪{\i0} 556 00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:23,810 Hot damn, I can't believe all this time, 557 00:21:23,940 --> 00:21:25,740 It was right under our noses. 558 00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:28,550 Deputy, take a big whiff. 559 00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:30,220 That is the smell of success. 560 00:21:30,350 --> 00:21:32,890 - [inhales] or it's just the sharpie ink. 561 00:21:32,890 --> 00:21:34,450 - That, too. 562 00:21:34,590 --> 00:21:36,190 We should probably open a window. 563 00:21:41,690 --> 00:21:43,000 {\i1} [knock at door]{\i0} 564 00:21:43,130 --> 00:21:46,030 {\i1} [soft music]{\i0} 565 00:21:46,030 --> 00:21:47,770 {\i1} ♪ ♪{\i0} 566 00:21:47,900 --> 00:21:48,970 - D'arcy. 567 00:21:48,970 --> 00:21:51,440 - Can I come in? 568 00:21:51,570 --> 00:21:53,170 - Yeah 569 00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:58,310 - [sighs] I won't be long. 570 00:21:58,450 --> 00:21:59,310 - It's ok. 571 00:21:59,450 --> 00:22:01,910 I just put bella down. 572 00:22:02,050 --> 00:22:03,120 - Bella? 573 00:22:03,250 --> 00:22:05,120 You named her. 574 00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:06,720 - Yeah. 575 00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:07,790 Isabella rose. 576 00:22:07,790 --> 00:22:10,090 It was my grandmother's name. 577 00:22:10,090 --> 00:22:12,120 - Oh, it's beautiful. 578 00:22:12,130 --> 00:22:13,430 It's way better than daisy. 579 00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:15,230 [scoffs] I mean, who's named daisy these days? 580 00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:17,530 - My aunt's dog. 581 00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:18,900 - Love that. 582 00:22:18,900 --> 00:22:24,700 So much better for a dog than a spaceship baby. 583 00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:28,970 Keeping bella a secret-- 584 00:22:29,110 --> 00:22:33,250 It was to protect you and her, I swear. 585 00:22:33,380 --> 00:22:34,680 But that doesn't make it right. 586 00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:35,880 And I-- 587 00:22:36,020 --> 00:22:37,650 - Look, the other night was a lot. 588 00:22:37,790 --> 00:22:43,590 I was overwhelmed and hurt, but I know that you were put 589 00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:45,820 In an impossible situation. 590 00:22:45,830 --> 00:22:50,230 {\i1} ♪ ♪{\i0} 591 00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:51,960 You're my friend, and I know that we're 592 00:22:51,970 --> 00:22:53,170 Going to get through this. 593 00:22:53,170 --> 00:22:54,470 - Yeah. 594 00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:56,870 Oh, I have something to show you. 595 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,440 - Ok. - Ok. 596 00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:02,340 {\i1} ♪ ♪{\i0} 597 00:23:02,340 --> 00:23:04,210 That's her first smile. 598 00:23:04,340 --> 00:23:07,150 That's me giving her a bath. 599 00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:08,510 That's her pulling my hair. 600 00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:09,780 She loves red. 601 00:23:09,780 --> 00:23:11,020 I don't know what it is. 602 00:23:11,150 --> 00:23:13,150 That is her laughing when she farted. 603 00:23:13,290 --> 00:23:14,450 - [laughs] 604 00:23:14,450 --> 00:23:15,650 - Or maybe it's when I farted, I don't know. 605 00:23:15,660 --> 00:23:16,920 The point is she knows that farting is funny. 606 00:23:17,060 --> 00:23:19,020 - Um, you know what? 607 00:23:19,030 --> 00:23:21,130 I actually have some stuff to do today, 608 00:23:21,130 --> 00:23:25,000 So now maybe isn't the best time. 609 00:23:25,130 --> 00:23:27,500 - What just happened? 610 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:29,600 Did I do something wrong? 611 00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:32,240 - Nope, I just don't want to do this right now. 612 00:23:32,370 --> 00:23:33,310 - I thought we were good. 613 00:23:33,310 --> 00:23:34,870 - This isn't about you. 614 00:23:35,010 --> 00:23:37,340 - Well, everything was fine, and now you're upset. 615 00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:38,540 So obviously, it's about me. 616 00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:39,780 - [sighs] 617 00:23:39,910 --> 00:23:42,610 - Well-- is this because you can tell 618 00:23:42,750 --> 00:23:44,680 I think bella's a dumb name? 619 00:23:44,820 --> 00:23:47,890 - [sighs] look. 620 00:23:48,020 --> 00:23:51,490 I'm just sad about everything I missed, ok? 621 00:23:51,630 --> 00:23:52,990 And I don't-- I don't have it in me 622 00:23:52,990 --> 00:23:54,530 To make you feel better about yourself right now, 623 00:23:54,660 --> 00:23:56,560 So please just go. 624 00:23:56,700 --> 00:23:58,600 - [scoffs] 625 00:23:58,730 --> 00:24:01,630 {\i1} [somber music]{\i0} 626 00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:05,500 {\i1} ♪ ♪{\i0} 627 00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:08,170 {\i1} - Chemistry is{\i0} {\i1} the science of change.{\i0} 628 00:24:08,310 --> 00:24:10,240 {\i1} Add or subtract{\i0} {\i1} just one ingredient,{\i0} 629 00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:13,350 {\i1} And everything can{\i0} {\i1} spiral out of control.{\i0} 630 00:24:13,350 --> 00:24:14,780 {\i1} Friendships are no different.{\i0} 631 00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:17,150 {\i1} Asta leaving patience{\i0} {\i1} would act as a catalyst,{\i0} 632 00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:20,250 {\i1} Rapidly destabilizing{\i0} {\i1} the balance of our bond,{\i0} 633 00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:23,590 {\i1} Much like this formula,{\i0} {\i1} which might explode.{\i0} 634 00:24:23,590 --> 00:24:26,660 {\i1} I should probably{\i0} {\i1} move the snacks.{\i0} 635 00:24:26,790 --> 00:24:27,590 - Harry! 636 00:24:27,730 --> 00:24:29,760 Harry. 637 00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:32,260 Mike and liv were just at the clinic. 638 00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:34,430 They saw us on a trail cam while we were going 639 00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:36,070 Over to dig up the mantid. 640 00:24:36,070 --> 00:24:38,370 Your face was blocked in the picture, so I covered for you, 641 00:24:38,510 --> 00:24:40,110 But it's only a matter of time before they figure it out. 642 00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:42,940 - I do not need your help, and it's ok if you leave town. 643 00:24:42,940 --> 00:24:46,010 I don't care because I've replaced you with a new friend. 644 00:24:46,150 --> 00:24:48,680 Little asta, could you hand me that beaker? 645 00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:51,480 Thanks. 646 00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:52,990 - We're not friends. 647 00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:55,190 We're just partners in a joint venture. 648 00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:57,390 - I'm not leaving patience, ok? 649 00:24:57,390 --> 00:25:00,990 I've got jay, you know, and d'arcy and my dad. 650 00:25:01,130 --> 00:25:03,200 My life is here. 651 00:25:03,330 --> 00:25:06,070 - I heard a lot of names, not mine. 652 00:25:07,770 --> 00:25:10,840 That's ok, because I have little asta now. 653 00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:12,840 She's younger than you, so statistically, 654 00:25:12,970 --> 00:25:16,310 She will live longer than old asta. 655 00:25:16,310 --> 00:25:17,240 - Fine. 656 00:25:17,380 --> 00:25:20,380 Have fun with little asta. 657 00:25:20,510 --> 00:25:22,180 Sorry. It's not about you. 658 00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:23,950 - You think I don't know that? 659 00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:27,090 {\i1} [tense music]{\i0} 660 00:25:27,090 --> 00:25:30,260 {\i1} ♪ ♪{\i0} 661 00:25:32,490 --> 00:25:34,360 - Hi, I'm robert. 662 00:25:37,870 --> 00:25:41,130 I'm peter bach's son. 663 00:25:41,270 --> 00:25:43,070 - I know. 664 00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:46,240 - I heard your podcast. 665 00:25:46,370 --> 00:25:47,710 Didn't expect to hear my name. 666 00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:52,780 Since my dad died, I didn't expect anyone to be looking. 667 00:25:52,780 --> 00:25:54,510 - You better sit down. 668 00:25:54,510 --> 00:25:56,450 There's something you need to know. 669 00:26:00,620 --> 00:26:05,020 Your father is alive. 670 00:26:05,030 --> 00:26:07,890 - No, no, that's-- that's not possible. 671 00:26:08,030 --> 00:26:11,300 I-- I saw him die. 672 00:26:11,430 --> 00:26:14,130 - Well, the government revived him. 673 00:26:14,270 --> 00:26:17,300 - Like cpr or-- 674 00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:20,670 - More like frankenstein? 675 00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:26,210 [scoffs] I can't contact him, but the moment I hear from him, 676 00:26:26,350 --> 00:26:27,780 I'll tell him you're here. 677 00:26:27,780 --> 00:26:29,180 He'll be thrilled. 678 00:26:29,180 --> 00:26:30,880 - [sighs] 679 00:26:31,020 --> 00:26:35,220 Hoo, that's-- that's incredible. 680 00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:38,290 Until then, can you put me in jail? 681 00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:39,930 - What? 682 00:26:40,060 --> 00:26:42,390 Why would you want that? 683 00:26:42,530 --> 00:26:44,260 - [whispering] I think someone's following me. 684 00:26:47,470 --> 00:26:50,470 - I know you've been through a lot, 685 00:26:50,470 --> 00:26:53,170 {\i1} But I promise{\i0} {\i1} I'll keep you safe.{\i0} 686 00:26:53,310 --> 00:26:56,780 {\i1} [suspenseful music]{\i0} 687 00:26:56,910 --> 00:26:59,480 - All I can eat? 688 00:26:59,610 --> 00:27:01,310 Challenge accepted. 689 00:27:07,290 --> 00:27:09,760 {\i1} [soft upbeat music]{\i0} 690 00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:11,120 - Mark, alcoholic. 691 00:27:11,260 --> 00:27:15,360 Thank you, dina, for inviting me to share. 692 00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:20,000 My sobriety date is June 24, 1997. 693 00:27:20,130 --> 00:27:21,170 I have a sponsor. 694 00:27:21,170 --> 00:27:23,100 I also sponsor other people. 695 00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:27,640 And most importantly, I have a higher power, which I call god. 696 00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:30,180 We all know the ups and the downs. 697 00:27:30,180 --> 00:27:33,910 Drugs and alcohol nearly took everything from me. 698 00:27:34,050 --> 00:27:36,780 But now I can look in the mirror and say, I love you. 699 00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:38,380 I'm proud of you. 700 00:27:38,390 --> 00:27:40,620 And just last night, I went to bed. 701 00:27:40,620 --> 00:27:43,590 No debating on whether I wanted to live or not. 702 00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:46,660 Just went to sleep like a person. 703 00:27:46,660 --> 00:27:52,530 - I saw someone blow through a stop sign, and I got so angry. 704 00:27:52,670 --> 00:27:54,530 And then it hit me-- 705 00:27:54,530 --> 00:27:56,030 I used to do that. 706 00:27:56,040 --> 00:28:02,170 I'd drive drunk with my kid in the back seat all the time. 707 00:28:02,310 --> 00:28:03,440 - Casey. 708 00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:05,140 I was the best skier in my school. 709 00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:08,080 I had sponsorships, all of it. 710 00:28:08,220 --> 00:28:09,710 I got kicked off the team. 711 00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:12,480 I lost my scholarship, and I had to come here. 712 00:28:12,490 --> 00:28:14,320 I get that I need to stay sober. 713 00:28:14,450 --> 00:28:16,890 I get that it's my fault. 714 00:28:16,890 --> 00:28:19,220 But what if I stay sober 715 00:28:19,360 --> 00:28:23,130 And I never get back to where I was? 716 00:28:23,260 --> 00:28:24,830 - Sunny, alcoholic. 717 00:28:24,970 --> 00:28:26,830 11 years next week. 718 00:28:26,970 --> 00:28:27,930 - Whoo! 719 00:28:28,070 --> 00:28:29,670 [applause] 720 00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:33,970 I got a new sponsee recently, and we really hit it off. 721 00:28:34,110 --> 00:28:37,010 I thought we had a good thing going, talking, 722 00:28:37,010 --> 00:28:38,710 Meeting up, checking in. 723 00:28:38,710 --> 00:28:39,910 But then she went out. 724 00:28:40,050 --> 00:28:41,950 So I called her and left a message. 725 00:28:41,950 --> 00:28:43,580 Nothing. 726 00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:46,890 Now, the old me would have gone over there and tried to fix it, 727 00:28:46,890 --> 00:28:48,590 To be the one who pulled her back. 728 00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:51,020 But then I realized that's making someone 729 00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:54,330 Else's journey about me. 730 00:28:54,460 --> 00:28:56,190 And I've been down that path. 731 00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:57,530 It's not good. 732 00:28:57,530 --> 00:29:01,730 Not everything is about me all the time. 733 00:29:01,870 --> 00:29:05,040 So, yeah, I'm a little sad today, but I'm here. 734 00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:06,400 That's pretty amazing. 735 00:29:06,410 --> 00:29:09,570 {\i1} - ♪ hard to get{\i0} {\i1} the best of me ♪{\i0} 736 00:29:09,580 --> 00:29:12,880 {\i1} ♪ ♪{\i0} 737 00:29:13,010 --> 00:29:14,050 {\i1} [bluegrass music]{\i0} 738 00:29:14,180 --> 00:29:15,750 {\i1} - ♪ trouble, trouble ♪{\i0} 739 00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:17,150 {\i1} ♪ trouble on my mind ♪{\i0} 740 00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:20,790 {\i1} ♪ trouble don't tell me{\i0} {\i1} I'll live a long time ♪{\i0} 741 00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:22,490 - A beautiful golden brown. 742 00:29:22,620 --> 00:29:24,560 Very nice. 743 00:29:24,690 --> 00:29:25,820 Hey. 744 00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:30,300 {\i1} ♪ trouble don't tell me{\i0} {\i1} I'll live a long time ♪{\i0} 745 00:29:30,430 --> 00:29:32,300 - Nice turnout, right? 746 00:29:32,430 --> 00:29:33,800 Everyone looks like they're having fun. 747 00:29:33,930 --> 00:29:36,130 - Yeah, so do kids in an outdoor bouncy house 748 00:29:36,270 --> 00:29:38,670 Before a gust of wind rips the safety line off 749 00:29:38,810 --> 00:29:40,670 And little timmy is a kite. 750 00:29:40,810 --> 00:29:42,070 Should have canceled. 751 00:29:42,210 --> 00:29:43,910 - Well, I told you it was too late for that, you know? 752 00:29:43,910 --> 00:29:46,480 Besides, we don't want everyone living in fear. 753 00:29:46,610 --> 00:29:47,880 I'm not worried. 754 00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:48,880 [siren whoops] 755 00:29:51,620 --> 00:29:55,550 Good afternoon, folks, and welcome to the patience 756 00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:57,990 Old mining days festival. 757 00:29:58,130 --> 00:29:59,860 Enjoy the festivities. 758 00:29:59,990 --> 00:30:03,330 But remember, the 1800s were a dangerous time. 759 00:30:03,460 --> 00:30:08,300 So have fun, laugh with your neighbors, but also remember, 760 00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:10,200 They might be trying to kill you. 761 00:30:12,740 --> 00:30:14,470 - Hey, where have you been? I need your help. 762 00:30:14,470 --> 00:30:16,140 Check me out. 763 00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:18,080 Do I look like a tasty nugget, something you might drool over? 764 00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:19,810 - Not sure where this is going, but it's 765 00:30:19,950 --> 00:30:21,210 Making me very uncomfortable. 766 00:30:21,210 --> 00:30:23,350 - Jules the mantid said she was coming for me, right, 767 00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:25,880 So I did 500 eyebrow raises, so my head was sweating 768 00:30:26,020 --> 00:30:27,150 And release pheromones. 769 00:30:27,150 --> 00:30:28,190 Smell me. 770 00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:29,850 See that? 771 00:30:29,860 --> 00:30:31,120 The mantid ain't going to be able to resist that. 772 00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:32,620 It's just basic science. 773 00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:34,330 - It's also basic nonsense. 774 00:30:34,330 --> 00:30:37,230 - You know, I got to get this mantid away from the crowd. 775 00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:38,660 I figured since I'm the bait, I'm 776 00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:40,130 Going to try to lure it into the mine 777 00:30:40,270 --> 00:30:41,630 Where nobody else can get hurt. 778 00:30:41,770 --> 00:30:43,000 Here, look at this. 779 00:30:43,140 --> 00:30:45,370 There's a shaft by the south entrance that's 780 00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:46,840 Got a caged elevator, right? 781 00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:49,170 Right next to it is an exposed electrical ground. 782 00:30:49,180 --> 00:30:51,640 Now, I planted a pry bar right by the elevator. 783 00:30:51,780 --> 00:30:53,350 So once the mantid is is inside, I'm 784 00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:55,280 Going to jam the bar between the electrical wire and 785 00:30:55,420 --> 00:30:57,080 The cage. 786 00:30:57,220 --> 00:30:59,020 And that current should fry that mother-bugger real good. 787 00:30:59,150 --> 00:31:00,920 - Now we just need to find the mantid. 788 00:31:01,050 --> 00:31:05,390 - Yeah, well, if dr. V. Is an alien, 789 00:31:05,530 --> 00:31:07,830 He's connected to the mantid, so we just watch him, 790 00:31:07,830 --> 00:31:09,700 Wait until they make contact. 791 00:31:09,830 --> 00:31:11,930 - How do you know they're connected? 792 00:31:11,930 --> 00:31:13,130 - Come on. 793 00:31:13,270 --> 00:31:14,730 What are the odds of two aliens being in the same town 794 00:31:14,730 --> 00:31:16,370 And not knowing each other? 795 00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:18,840 - Isn't it a little racist, assuming all aliens 796 00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:19,840 Know each other? 797 00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:21,140 - Of course it's not racist. 798 00:31:21,270 --> 00:31:22,710 They ain't human. 799 00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:24,080 How's it going to be racist when they ain't even 800 00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:27,050 A part of the superior race? 801 00:31:27,050 --> 00:31:28,750 What the hell? 802 00:31:28,750 --> 00:31:30,020 Why's he looking at me? 803 00:31:30,020 --> 00:31:31,180 I'm the looker. He's the lookee. 804 00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:32,250 Lookers look. 805 00:31:32,390 --> 00:31:33,850 Lookees get looked at. 806 00:31:33,850 --> 00:31:36,490 See, if he was human, he would know that. 807 00:31:36,490 --> 00:31:37,890 Stupid alien. 808 00:31:37,890 --> 00:31:41,290 - Oh, yeah. 809 00:31:41,290 --> 00:31:43,060 Oh, really? 810 00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:45,730 Guess you got tired of trying to steal my best friend, 811 00:31:45,730 --> 00:31:47,630 So instead, you thought you'd steal my costume. 812 00:31:47,770 --> 00:31:49,070 - Judy, I don't have time for this. 813 00:31:49,070 --> 00:31:50,640 - Oh, who's judy? No, no. 814 00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:54,440 I'm biddy henshaw, first female miner in patience. 815 00:31:54,570 --> 00:31:57,540 - [laughs] I wear the same thing every year, 816 00:31:57,680 --> 00:32:00,650 And I tell the story of biddy henshaw for the festival, 817 00:32:00,780 --> 00:32:02,350 And I know you know that because last year 818 00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:03,950 You threw a tomato at me. 819 00:32:03,950 --> 00:32:07,520 - Are you even wearing panties made out of burlap? 820 00:32:07,650 --> 00:32:10,020 Yeah, that's what I thought. 821 00:32:13,830 --> 00:32:15,790 - Why are you staring at the sheriff? 822 00:32:15,930 --> 00:32:18,660 - Because the mantid is hunting him, 823 00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:21,430 And once it appears and attacks, 824 00:32:21,570 --> 00:32:24,670 I will squirt it with my manticide. 825 00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:26,140 - You mean my manticide? 826 00:32:26,270 --> 00:32:28,840 - We will settle ownership once my legal team 827 00:32:28,980 --> 00:32:30,740 Has reviewed the contract. 828 00:32:30,740 --> 00:32:31,980 - Hi. Ok. 829 00:32:31,980 --> 00:32:33,450 What is the plan here? 830 00:32:33,580 --> 00:32:34,550 How are you going to kill the mantid 831 00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:35,850 With all these people around? 832 00:32:35,980 --> 00:32:38,480 - Little asta, could you please tell this time-traveling 833 00:32:38,620 --> 00:32:43,690 Newsie that she is a bad friend and I'm not talking to her? 834 00:32:43,690 --> 00:32:46,420 - Little asta, could you tell this alien toddler 835 00:32:46,430 --> 00:32:49,090 To quit pouting because we have bigger things to deal with? 836 00:32:49,230 --> 00:32:51,630 - I refuse to be a part of this dysfunctional triangle. 837 00:32:51,630 --> 00:32:54,000 - You know, maybe real friends support their friends no matter 838 00:32:54,130 --> 00:32:56,030 What they choose to do, because, I don't know, 839 00:32:56,170 --> 00:32:57,840 They just want them to be happy. 840 00:32:57,840 --> 00:32:59,910 - Yes, or maybe real friends do not 841 00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:03,640 Abandon you after you have planned an entire pizza 842 00:33:03,780 --> 00:33:05,240 City future for them. 843 00:33:05,380 --> 00:33:06,850 - Ah-- - uh, guys. 844 00:33:06,980 --> 00:33:10,110 Where'd sheriff mike go? 845 00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:13,420 - This is your fault because you distracted me. 846 00:33:13,420 --> 00:33:15,690 And now I want pizza. 847 00:33:15,690 --> 00:33:17,220 - I don't know what is going on with him. 848 00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:19,860 I told him I'm not even planning on leaving town. 849 00:33:19,990 --> 00:33:21,060 - I get it. 850 00:33:21,190 --> 00:33:22,930 Chasing dreams isn't easy. 851 00:33:23,060 --> 00:33:25,330 I ventured out into the great unknown. 852 00:33:25,470 --> 00:33:27,200 It's tough out there. 853 00:33:27,330 --> 00:33:29,670 - Ok, I'll take that under advisement. 854 00:33:29,670 --> 00:33:31,400 For now, we need a real plan. 855 00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:32,540 - Harry has a plan. 856 00:33:32,670 --> 00:33:34,310 He's using sheriff mike as bait. 857 00:33:34,310 --> 00:33:36,670 And once the mantid goes after him, 858 00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:39,810 He's going to blast it with my manticide. 859 00:33:39,950 --> 00:33:41,380 - Mike stalking harry? 860 00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:42,550 Harry tailing mike? 861 00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:44,150 It's ridiculous. 862 00:33:46,190 --> 00:33:49,290 - Hey, kid, do you know if any of these booths 863 00:33:49,420 --> 00:33:52,660 Sell cream for a butt rash? 864 00:33:56,100 --> 00:33:57,560 - This is so unfair. 865 00:33:57,700 --> 00:33:59,770 Sahar's at the festival, helping harry kill the mantid. 866 00:33:59,900 --> 00:34:01,430 And I'm going grocery shopping with my mom 867 00:34:01,570 --> 00:34:02,970 And baby space sister. 868 00:34:03,100 --> 00:34:06,870 - Please don't call her that, or moon baby or starship sally. 869 00:34:07,010 --> 00:34:08,410 You'll give her a complex. 870 00:34:08,410 --> 00:34:10,680 - I'm the only one that can actually see aliens. 871 00:34:10,810 --> 00:34:12,380 It's the one thing I'm good at. 872 00:34:12,510 --> 00:34:14,050 - I told you, 873 00:34:14,180 --> 00:34:16,110 Your dad and I will not risk anything happening to you. 874 00:34:16,250 --> 00:34:17,880 - Nothing's going to happen to me. 875 00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:19,220 I've got protection. 876 00:34:19,220 --> 00:34:20,650 - What the hell is that? 877 00:34:20,650 --> 00:34:21,850 - It's a taser that can zap aliens. 878 00:34:21,860 --> 00:34:22,750 [buzzing] 879 00:34:22,890 --> 00:34:24,060 - Ah! 880 00:34:24,190 --> 00:34:25,690 Ok, that is it, all right? 881 00:34:25,830 --> 00:34:27,430 No more alien hunting. 882 00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:28,590 You are grounded. 883 00:34:28,730 --> 00:34:30,960 You are so grounded, from everything. 884 00:34:31,100 --> 00:34:32,500 [baby coos] - fill her up? 885 00:34:32,630 --> 00:34:33,570 - Hi. 886 00:34:33,700 --> 00:34:35,500 Yes. 887 00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:37,900 And could you check the tire pressures, too, please? 888 00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:41,070 - Yeah. - Thank you so much. 889 00:34:41,210 --> 00:34:42,210 Max? 890 00:34:42,340 --> 00:34:43,440 Max! 891 00:34:43,580 --> 00:34:47,410 {\i1} [suspenseful music]{\i0} 892 00:34:47,550 --> 00:34:49,080 Max! 893 00:34:49,220 --> 00:34:54,150 {\i1} ♪ ♪{\i0} 894 00:34:54,290 --> 00:34:55,650 [knocking] 895 00:34:55,790 --> 00:34:58,220 - Jules? 896 00:34:58,220 --> 00:34:59,990 Are you here? 897 00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:04,960 I called a bunch of times. 898 00:35:05,100 --> 00:35:11,970 {\i1} ♪ ♪{\i0} 899 00:35:31,290 --> 00:35:34,190 {\i1} [eerie music]{\i0} 900 00:35:34,330 --> 00:35:41,230 {\i1} ♪ ♪{\i0} 901 00:35:44,170 --> 00:35:46,200 [gasps] 902 00:35:47,570 --> 00:35:50,710 [gasping] 903 00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:57,750 {\i1} ♪ ♪{\i0} 904 00:36:04,090 --> 00:36:06,160 {\i1} - ♪ don't it feel{\i0} {\i1} so good to know ♪{\i0} 905 00:36:06,290 --> 00:36:07,830 {\i1} ♪ you ain't done{\i0} {\i1} nothing wrong? ♪{\i0} 906 00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:09,760 {\i1} ♪ don't it feel{\i0} {\i1} so good to know ♪{\i0} 907 00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:11,830 {\i1} ♪ you've been{\i0} {\i1} right all along? ♪{\i0} 908 00:36:11,830 --> 00:36:13,870 {\i1} ♪ don't it feel{\i0} {\i1} so good to know ♪{\i0} 909 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:15,500 {\i1} ♪ that you are the one ♪{\i0} 910 00:36:15,500 --> 00:36:18,970 {\i1} ♪ to always be on the trigger{\i0} {\i1} side of the gun? ♪{\i0} 911 00:36:19,110 --> 00:36:20,770 {\i1} ♪ you go on ♪{\i0} 912 00:36:20,910 --> 00:36:23,010 {\i1} ♪ I'll be{\i0} {\i1} on the bench tonight ♪{\i0} 913 00:36:23,140 --> 00:36:24,280 {\i1} ♪ I don't need to be there ♪{\i0} 914 00:36:24,410 --> 00:36:26,740 {\i1} ♪ when your torch{\i0} {\i1} is burning bright ♪{\i0} 915 00:36:26,750 --> 00:36:28,810 {\i1} ♪ 'cause it's{\i0} {\i1} throw that rock ♪{\i0} 916 00:36:28,950 --> 00:36:31,480 {\i1} ♪ it's hide your hand ♪{\i0} 917 00:36:31,620 --> 00:36:35,090 {\i1} ♪ everybody's gotta{\i0} {\i1} choose a side again ♪{\i0} 918 00:36:35,090 --> 00:36:36,750 {\i1} ♪ divide and conquer ♪{\i0} 919 00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:38,490 {\i1} ♪ that's the game, my friend ♪{\i0} 920 00:36:38,630 --> 00:36:42,890 {\i1} ♪ there ain't nothing{\i0} {\i1} new under the sun ♪{\i0} 921 00:36:43,030 --> 00:36:44,030 {\i1} ♪ come on now ♪{\i0} 922 00:36:44,030 --> 00:36:45,460 {\i1} ♪ let's call for the head... ♪{\i0} 923 00:36:45,470 --> 00:36:47,600 - Well, well, well. 924 00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:50,000 Ha-ha, look who's crawling back. 925 00:36:50,140 --> 00:36:52,540 - I came for the meat, not the man. 926 00:36:52,670 --> 00:36:57,440 - Deep-fried beats grudges every time. 927 00:36:57,580 --> 00:36:59,810 [laughs] 928 00:36:59,950 --> 00:37:01,550 {\i1} - ♪ I'll be{\i0} {\i1} on the bench tonight ♪{\i0} 929 00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:04,180 {\i1} ♪ I don't need to be there ♪{\i0} 930 00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:05,520 - I know who you are. 931 00:37:05,650 --> 00:37:06,620 Your secret's out. 932 00:37:06,620 --> 00:37:08,990 - Your secret is out. 933 00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:10,290 - You're an alien. 934 00:37:10,420 --> 00:37:11,360 - You have nightmares about a cupcake monster 935 00:37:11,490 --> 00:37:12,920 That's going to bite off your butt. 936 00:37:13,060 --> 00:37:14,230 - Hey! Come on. 937 00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:15,490 I told you that in the sanctity of therapy. 938 00:37:15,630 --> 00:37:17,660 You can't be saying that shit out in public. 939 00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:19,100 Deputy, what are you doing here? 940 00:37:19,100 --> 00:37:20,970 I thought we agreed to split up. 941 00:37:20,970 --> 00:37:22,600 - I know, but asta grabbed me, and honestly, 942 00:37:22,740 --> 00:37:24,270 She is stronger than she looks. 943 00:37:24,270 --> 00:37:25,500 - Ok, now that you're all here-- 944 00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:27,240 The other day, you asked me about the person 945 00:37:27,370 --> 00:37:28,240 In the trail cam. 946 00:37:28,380 --> 00:37:29,940 Well, it wasn't joseph. 947 00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:31,280 It was harry. 948 00:37:31,410 --> 00:37:32,810 And it's time that we come out with this. 949 00:37:37,380 --> 00:37:39,620 Harry is an alien. 950 00:37:39,750 --> 00:37:40,790 - They know. - We know. 951 00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:42,290 - We figured it out. - What? 952 00:37:42,290 --> 00:37:43,320 - We know, but thanks for confirming you've been 953 00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:44,590 Hanging out with a shady-ass alien. 954 00:37:44,720 --> 00:37:45,890 - Shady? 955 00:37:45,890 --> 00:37:46,820 Like a cupcake monster? 956 00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:48,330 - Just shut your goddamn mouth. 957 00:37:48,460 --> 00:37:49,460 - Oh, shut it. 958 00:37:49,460 --> 00:37:50,960 Harry is a lot of things, ok? 959 00:37:51,100 --> 00:37:53,200 He's annoying and selfish, and he is easily 960 00:37:53,330 --> 00:37:54,570 Distracted by turkey legs. 961 00:37:54,570 --> 00:37:56,270 But he is not shady. 962 00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:59,440 He's a really good alien, and he's got pretty awesome powers. 963 00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:02,740 And you just need to get over yourselves and work together. 964 00:38:02,740 --> 00:38:04,840 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go 965 00:38:04,980 --> 00:38:07,550 Tell biddy henshaw's story. 966 00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:10,820 - Just so we're clear, I still don't trust you. 967 00:38:10,950 --> 00:38:12,880 And I don't usually work with a partner. 968 00:38:12,890 --> 00:38:15,890 - Right, because I'm just his emotional support deputy. 969 00:38:19,230 --> 00:38:21,990 {\i1} [bluegrass music]{\i0} 970 00:38:22,130 --> 00:38:29,100 {\i1} ♪ ♪{\i0} 971 00:38:33,740 --> 00:38:35,270 - Kate? 972 00:38:35,270 --> 00:38:37,980 - D'arcy, I really have to go. 973 00:38:37,980 --> 00:38:39,080 - I just need a second. 974 00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:40,280 About the pictures? 975 00:38:40,410 --> 00:38:42,850 I realize now it wasn't about helping you. 976 00:38:42,980 --> 00:38:45,020 It was about me. 977 00:38:45,150 --> 00:38:48,920 I guess I kind have a habit of making things about myself. 978 00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:50,860 I didn't see it then, but I-- 979 00:38:50,990 --> 00:38:52,820 I do now. 980 00:38:52,830 --> 00:38:56,890 So if you don't want me around, I get it. 981 00:38:56,900 --> 00:39:02,070 But just know that I'm here for you. 982 00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:05,040 For you, however that looks. 983 00:39:05,170 --> 00:39:08,170 {\i1} [soft music]{\i0} 984 00:39:08,170 --> 00:39:13,980 {\i1} ♪ ♪{\i0} 985 00:39:13,980 --> 00:39:15,750 - [babbles] 986 00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:18,250 {\i1} ♪ ♪{\i0} 987 00:39:18,390 --> 00:39:19,550 - Can you watch her for me? 988 00:39:19,550 --> 00:39:21,450 I've got to go find max, and I need to leave 989 00:39:21,590 --> 00:39:22,750 Her with someone I can trust. 990 00:39:22,890 --> 00:39:24,360 - Yeah, of course. 991 00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:25,560 Hi. 992 00:39:25,690 --> 00:39:27,660 - [whines] - well, hey. 993 00:39:27,660 --> 00:39:30,300 {\i1} ♪ ♪{\i0} 994 00:39:30,430 --> 00:39:33,400 - If I'm gone for a while, here's a key to my house. 995 00:39:33,530 --> 00:39:36,500 - Oh, I already have one. 996 00:39:36,500 --> 00:39:37,700 - Right. 997 00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:38,770 - Hmm. 998 00:39:38,910 --> 00:39:40,310 - Thank you. 999 00:39:42,180 --> 00:39:43,370 - [babbles] 1000 00:39:43,510 --> 00:39:46,040 - [laughs] hi, isabella. 1001 00:39:46,050 --> 00:39:47,380 Hello, bella. 1002 00:39:47,510 --> 00:39:48,410 - [babbles] 1003 00:39:48,420 --> 00:39:49,480 - Hey, belle. 1004 00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:50,850 How's it going, belle? 1005 00:39:50,850 --> 00:39:52,720 You probably should get a nickname or something. 1006 00:39:52,850 --> 00:39:54,050 How about daisy? Yeah. 1007 00:39:54,190 --> 00:39:55,820 Don't tell your mom. 1008 00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:59,390 - You ever feel like the world is daring you to make a move, 1009 00:39:59,390 --> 00:40:02,390 Like every step forward is a fight 1010 00:40:02,530 --> 00:40:06,230 And every step back is surrender? 1011 00:40:06,370 --> 00:40:10,970 For me, biddy henshaw, that's what it felt like when I packed 1012 00:40:11,100 --> 00:40:15,810 Up what little I had and headed out to patience in the 1800s. 1013 00:40:15,940 --> 00:40:20,280 I was a widow with two kids, leaving the only home 1014 00:40:20,410 --> 00:40:22,350 I'd ever known behind. 1015 00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:26,280 All I had was a sliver of hope that something better might 1016 00:40:26,420 --> 00:40:28,620 Be waiting for me out there. 1017 00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:33,690 And when I got to patience, I didn't find much. 1018 00:40:33,690 --> 00:40:35,360 But I found a way. 1019 00:40:35,490 --> 00:40:39,560 I became a miner, the first female one, I might add. 1020 00:40:39,570 --> 00:40:43,830 {\i1} [tense music]{\i0} 1021 00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:45,700 [sighs] 1022 00:40:45,710 --> 00:40:49,110 I wonder if biddy ever felt scared before leaving. 1023 00:40:49,240 --> 00:40:51,440 She must have, right? 1024 00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:56,050 Maybe she felt stuck, held in place by fear, 1025 00:40:56,050 --> 00:40:59,980 Just not knowing what else was out there. 1026 00:41:02,190 --> 00:41:03,860 Who knows if she ever knew, for sure, 1027 00:41:03,990 --> 00:41:07,190 What the right choice was? 1028 00:41:07,330 --> 00:41:08,760 But she made one. 1029 00:41:11,130 --> 00:41:13,500 And she didn't let herself stay stuck forever. 1030 00:41:16,240 --> 00:41:18,370 I guess that's what really matters. 1031 00:41:18,510 --> 00:41:19,570 [gasps] 1032 00:41:19,710 --> 00:41:23,270 [laughter] 1033 00:41:23,410 --> 00:41:24,980 [chatter] 1034 00:41:24,980 --> 00:41:27,140 - Judy! 1035 00:41:27,150 --> 00:41:30,410 [laughter] 1036 00:41:30,550 --> 00:41:31,820 - So you've got a glowing finger, 1037 00:41:31,950 --> 00:41:33,420 You know, and can levitate stuff with your mind, 1038 00:41:33,550 --> 00:41:35,220 Or is that strictly an et thing? 1039 00:41:35,350 --> 00:41:37,090 - That is offensive. 1040 00:41:37,220 --> 00:41:39,520 What if I asked, do all sheriffs 1041 00:41:39,660 --> 00:41:41,460 Have a badge and a gun? 1042 00:41:41,460 --> 00:41:42,330 - We do. 1043 00:41:42,460 --> 00:41:43,900 - Oh. 1044 00:41:44,030 --> 00:41:47,230 Well, mine just does this. 1045 00:41:47,370 --> 00:41:49,170 This one does this. 1046 00:41:49,300 --> 00:41:52,270 - Listen, once we bait the mantid into the mine 1047 00:41:52,270 --> 00:41:54,570 And into the elevator, we're going to fry 1048 00:41:54,710 --> 00:41:56,740 It with electricity, right? 1049 00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:58,580 You know, if we save the town, maybe 1050 00:41:58,710 --> 00:42:01,780 They'll even build a statue of us in the town square. 1051 00:42:01,780 --> 00:42:04,520 - I'd prefer a memorial plaza, with an eternal flame. 1052 00:42:04,650 --> 00:42:05,820 - No, no. Flames are too flashy. 1053 00:42:05,950 --> 00:42:07,220 Plus, they go out. A statue? 1054 00:42:07,350 --> 00:42:08,650 A statue's forever. 1055 00:42:08,790 --> 00:42:10,350 - You can push over a statue. 1056 00:42:10,490 --> 00:42:11,490 - Not mine. 1057 00:42:11,620 --> 00:42:12,660 I'm going to design it myself, and I'm going 1058 00:42:12,660 --> 00:42:14,730 To make it 8% bigger than my actual size, see. 1059 00:42:14,860 --> 00:42:16,260 That's the sweet spot, where people look at it, 1060 00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:17,630 And they say, oh my goodness. 1061 00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:19,460 I didn't know he was that big, but not 1062 00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:21,830 So big that they say, oh, my goodness, 1063 00:42:21,970 --> 00:42:23,130 This guy's compensating. 1064 00:42:23,270 --> 00:42:24,540 - Sheriff? 1065 00:42:24,540 --> 00:42:26,140 {\i1} I just saw a{\i0} {\i1} suspicious-looking man heading{\i0} 1066 00:42:26,270 --> 00:42:27,810 {\i1} Into the mine's{\i0} {\i1} north entrance,{\i0} 1067 00:42:27,940 --> 00:42:29,270 {\i1} And he was smoking{\i0} {\i1} a cigarette.{\i0} 1068 00:42:29,410 --> 00:42:31,280 - 10-4, deputy. Keep your eye out. 1069 00:42:31,410 --> 00:42:32,340 We're going to go in. 1070 00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:33,580 All right, doc. 1071 00:42:33,710 --> 00:42:36,550 Get your game face on. 1072 00:42:36,550 --> 00:42:38,220 - Is there time for more turkey leg? 1073 00:42:38,220 --> 00:42:40,250 - No. 1074 00:42:40,390 --> 00:42:43,250 All right, come on. 1075 00:42:43,390 --> 00:42:44,590 - Max, just in time. 1076 00:42:44,590 --> 00:42:46,060 Harry's about to go into the mine. 1077 00:42:46,190 --> 00:42:47,090 - Harry, wait! 1078 00:42:47,230 --> 00:42:50,130 {\i1} [dramatic music]{\i0} 1079 00:42:50,260 --> 00:42:54,430 {\i1} ♪ ♪{\i0} 1080 00:42:54,430 --> 00:42:55,570 I see it. 1081 00:42:55,570 --> 00:42:57,030 I see the mantid. 1082 00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:59,200 {\i1} ♪ ♪{\i0} 1083 00:42:59,210 --> 00:43:01,710 - That's just deputy liv. 1084 00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:04,980 {\i1} ♪ ♪{\i0} 1085 00:43:05,110 --> 00:43:06,710 - No, it's not. 1086 00:43:06,850 --> 00:43:11,120 {\i1} ♪ ♪{\i0} 1087 00:43:11,250 --> 00:43:13,650 Deputy liv is the mantid. 1088 00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:20,860 {\i1} - ♪ if it isn't you now, then{\i0} {\i1} you're waiting your turn ♪{\i0} 1089 00:43:20,860 --> 00:43:22,790 {\i1} ♪ you go on ♪{\i0} 1090 00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:24,730 {\i1} ♪ I'll be{\i0} {\i1} on the bench tonight ♪{\i0} 1091 00:43:24,860 --> 00:43:26,600 {\i1} ♪ I don't need to be there ♪{\i0} 1092 00:43:26,730 --> 00:43:28,670 {\i1} ♪ when your torch{\i0} {\i1} is burning bright ♪{\i0} 1093 00:43:28,670 --> 00:43:33,000 {\i1} ♪ 'cause it's throw that rock,{\i0} {\i1} it's hide your hand ♪{\i0} 1094 00:43:33,010 --> 00:43:36,640 {\i1} ♪ everybody's got{\i0} {\i1} to choose a side again ♪{\i0} 1095 00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:40,210 {\i1} ♪ divide and conquer,{\i0} {\i1} that's the game, my friend ♪{\i0} 1096 00:43:40,210 --> 00:43:43,110 {\i1} ♪ there ain't nothing new{\i0} {\i1} under the sun ♪{\i0} 1097 00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:46,080 {\i1} [the devil makes three's{\i0} {\i1} "divide and conquer"]{\i0}